Hannah Hamm's 20 Reasons Why You Should Never Date a Boar!
Ziggy my love, precious Ziggy, this is for other boars and does not apply to
you my sweet! You are pigture pigfect!
Your loving sow,
- They always hog up all the conversation.
- They tell boaring stories.
- They make up pig tails.
- They act like hogs when they eat.
- They pig out at all hours of the day and night.
- They prefer riding piggy back to walking.
- They tend to pork out as they get older.
- They always want their pigtures taken.
- They think they are pigture perfect.
- They boar you to death.
- They tend to be pig headed.
- They think everyday is a pignic.
- They always want to play "this little piggy went to market".
- They pig all the good wallowing spots for themselves.
- They are notoriously known to be squealers.
- They hate grunt work.
- They always hog up the bed.
- They eat all the Hog n danz ice cream.
- They usually have too many pen pals.
- They are always wanting to be kissed and hogged.
A Hannah Hamm Original by Sharon Jean Updike,1998